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Episode 16
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Do you remember gawking at the Guinness Book of Records as a kid and getting excited when the new edition comes? Yeah, the residents do, too. The 2019 Edition of the book will have some weird-assed entries and the residents wonder how or even why these entries are even in the book.

There's a conversation about people who are famous for basically no reason. It's determined that most of them are there from who they slept with or being on some lame reality show.

And, yes, there is once again a "pooper" on the loose and this time in a town called Cheltenham, England.

Jeff's throat punch is Serena Williams and the ridiculous fit she threw at the US Open and the attention she continues to take from winner Naomi Osaka who idolizes Williams! Rory throws the proverbial pharynx hay-maker at social media trolls who just live to be contrary and assholish.

Recorded at The Lab at Industry Hill

Mount Rushmore of TV Neighbors
A consensus pick of the Residents of Apartment 5B

Cosmo Kramer - the OG of Apartment 5B as played by Michael Richards in the iconic "Seinfeld"

A controversial choice here - Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli - is he a neighbor or a tenant? That's up for debate. Henry Winkler played this icon on "Happy Days"

Mr. Rodgers - a neighbor we could aspire to be, Fred Rodgers, changed the game with "Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood"

Steve Urkel - the cheese loving nerd that hijacked the original premise of "Family Matters" as played by Jaleel White

MLB Predictions

The residents and special guest "Mitch" made the following predictions for the 2018 MLB Season on Episode 4.
There's no backing out now, its fucking published!

AL EAST
- Jeff = New York Yankees
- Rory = New York Yankees
- Tim = New York Yankees
- "Mitch" = Boston Red Sox

AL CENTRAL
- Jeff = Cleveland Indians
- Rory = Cleveland Indians
- Tim = Cleveland Indians
- "Mitch" = Minnesota Twins

AL WEST
- Jeff = Houston Astros
- Rory = Houston Astros
- Tim = Houston Astros
- "Mitch" = Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

AL WILD CARDS
Jeff = Twins & Angels
Rory = Red Sox & Angels
Tim = Orioles & Angels
"Mitch" = Yankees & Astros

AL WORLD SERIES REP
- Jeff = New York Yankees
- Rory = Houston Astros
- Tim = Houston Astros
- "Mitch" = Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

AL CY YOUNG
- Jeff = Corey Kluber
- Rory = Chris Sale
- Tim = Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn
- "Mitch" = Justin Verlandet

AL MVP
- Jeff = Mike Trout
- Rory = Mike Trout
- Tim = Mike Trout
- "Mitch" = Mike Trout

NL EAST
- Jeff = Washington Nationals
- Rory = Washington Nationals
- Tim = Washington Nationals
- "Mitch" = Washington Nationals

NL CENTRAL
- Jeff = Chicago Cubs
- Rory = Chicago Cubs
- Tim = Chicago Cubs
- "Mitch" = Chicago Cubs

NL WEST
- Jeff = Los Angeles Dodgers
- Rory = Los Angeles Dodgers
- Tim = Los Angeles Dodgers
- "Mitch" = Los Angeles Dodgers

NL WILD CARDS
Jeff = Brewers & Rockies
Rory = Mets & Rockies
Tim = Diamondbacks & Pirates
"Mitch" = Braves & Diamondbacks

NL WORLD SERIES REP
- Jeff = Los Angeles Dodgers
- Rory = Washinton Nationals
- Tim = Washington Nationals
- "Mitch" = Los Angeles Dodgers

NL CY YOUNG
- Jeff = Clayton Kershaw
- Rory = Noah Syndergaard
- Tim = Abstain
- "Mitch" = Kenley Jansen

NL MVP
- Jeff = Nolan Arenado
- Rory = Bryce Harper
- Tim = Abstain
- "Mitch" = Kris Bryant

World Series Picks:

- Jeff = New York Yankees over the LA Dodgers (bonus pick: in 6 games)
- Rory = Washington Nationals over the Houston Astros
- Tim = Houston Astros over the Washington Nationals
- "Mitch" = Los Angeles Dodgers over the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim