MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
WE FINALLY MADE A FUCKING WEBSITE

It's not the website that the residents of Apartment 5B deserve, but the one we need right now. 

Episode 17
Now Available!
Listen here: ​apartment5bpodcast.com/Podcast/A5B017.mp3

Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Air Supply, KISS, Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, Foreigner, RATT, Twisted Sister, Phil Collins, Barbara Streisand, Steely Dan. 12 albums for $1, later 8 CDs for a penny. How many of us participated in the record and tape clubs? All the Residents did. It's amazing the studies that show that children of the '90s were more likely to fall into inadvertent debt because of these programs. No one is denying that they enjoyed their collections. But, also, many folks took advantage of the system, as well.

The city of Winston-Salem (both the citizens and government) is in conflict with itself. Whether it is Bird Scooters or adding bike lanes or whatever. The city is having trouble with its identity. The city is ill-prepared for its desired progress. Rory points these things out in his throat punch.

Jeff calls out the ridiculous uniforms the haphazard Baltimore Orioles sported for their support of the anniversary of the National Federation of the Blind's move to their city. Their uniforms WERE IN BRAILLE!!

And, on top of all of this, the Residents each have a candidate for "father (figure) of the year." Read: they should have been on the Darwin list. Really!?

​The day in history, too! Happy listening!

Recorded at The Lab at Industry Hill

Mount Rushmore of TV Neighbors
A consensus pick of the Residents of Apartment 5B

Cosmo Kramer - the OG of Apartment 5B as played by Michael Richards in the iconic "Seinfeld"

A controversial choice here - Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli - is he a neighbor or a tenant? That's up for debate. Henry Winkler played this icon on "Happy Days" 

Mr. Rodgers - a neighbor we could aspire to be, Fred Rodgers, changed the game with "Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood"

Steve Urkel - the cheese loving nerd that hijacked the original premise of "Family Matters" as played by Jaleel White

MLB Predictions

The residents and special guest "Mitch" made the following predictions for the 2018 MLB Season on Episode 4.
​There's no backing out now, its fucking published!

AL EAST
- Jeff = New York Yankees
- Rory = New York Yankees
- Tim = New York Yankees
- "Mitch" = Boston Red Sox

AL CENTRAL
- Jeff = Cleveland Indians
- Rory = Cleveland Indians
- Tim = Cleveland Indians
- "Mitch" = ​Minnesota Twins

AL WEST
- Jeff = Houston Astros
- Rory = Houston Astros
- Tim = Houston Astros
- "Mitch" = ​Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim 

AL WILD CARDS
Jeff = Twins & Angels
Rory = Red Sox & Angels
Tim = Orioles & Angels
​"Mitch" = Yankees & Astros

AL WORLD SERIES REP
- Jeff = New York Yankees
- Rory = Houston Astros
- Tim = Houston Astros
- "Mitch" = ​Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

AL CY YOUNG
- Jeff = Corey Kluber
- Rory = Chris Sale
- Tim = Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn
- "Mitch" = Justin Verlandet

AL MVP
- Jeff = Mike Trout
- Rory = Mike Trout
- Tim = Mike Trout
- "Mitch" = ​Mike Trout

NL EAST
- Jeff = Washington Nationals
- Rory = Washington Nationals
- Tim = Washington Nationals
- "Mitch" = Washington Nationals

NL CENTRAL
- Jeff = Chicago Cubs
- Rory = Chicago Cubs
- Tim = Chicago Cubs
- "Mitch" = ​Chicago Cubs

NL WEST
- Jeff = Los Angeles Dodgers
- Rory = Los Angeles Dodgers
- Tim = Los Angeles Dodgers
- "Mitch" = ​Los Angeles Dodgers

NL WILD CARDS
Jeff = Brewers & Rockies
Rory = Mets & Rockies
Tim = Diamondbacks & Pirates
​"Mitch" = Braves & Diamondbacks

NL WORLD SERIES REP
- Jeff = Los Angeles Dodgers
- Rory = Washinton Nationals
- Tim = Washington Nationals
- "Mitch" = ​Los Angeles Dodgers

NL CY YOUNG
- Jeff = Clayton Kershaw
- Rory = Noah Syndergaard
- Tim = Abstain
- "Mitch" = Kenley Jansen

NL MVP
- Jeff = Nolan Arenado
- Rory = Bryce Harper
- Tim = Abstain
- "Mitch" = ​Kris Bryant

World Series Picks:

- Jeff = New York Yankees over the LA Dodgers (bonus pick: in 6 games)
- Rory = Washington Nationals over the Houston Astros
- Tim = Houston Astros over the Washington Nationals
- "Mitch" = Los Angeles Dodgers over the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim 

Mount Rushmore of TV Dads
A consensus pick of the Residents of Apartment 5B

Howard Cunningham from "Happy Days" as played by Tom Bosley

Martin Crane (with Eddie) from "Frazier" as played by John Mahoney

Frank Costanza from "Seinfeld" as played by Jerry Stiller

Walter White from "Breaking Bad" as played by Bryan Cranston

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